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Quotes by Artemus Ward
Essay. Contrast. The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at allhe sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.— filed under Comparisons
Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head.— filed under Occupations-Shoemaking
Women. My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb, with mint sauce. aa.— filed under Woman